An Unforgettable Experience
See - real, wet rocks inside an actual caveSee - what were once common stalactites and stalagmites interestingly vandalized over many years
Actual relics of the past
Visitors have reported finding such genuine spelunking souveniers as piles of spent carbide, old bottle caps, cigarette butts, broken off speleothems, even beer cans !!
Scrape your knees - bang your elbows - bump your head - get cold and wet as you actually participate in "spelunking" on your exciting tour through Jurassic Wunder Cave. Our courteous, uninformed guides are proud o f how few visitors have vanished without a trace in the cave. (Note: there are no refunds of admission fee for those lost in the cave.)
"wow" - "gee" - "hum" - "oh shit" - "ouch" "I can't see" - I'm lost" - "totally awsome"
Family approved
Bring your camera and ghetto blaster
VISIT :
THE AMAZING DEVASTATION ROOM
No show cave in North America has one like it
Thrill to the magnificence of man's power over nature. A chamber formed by dripping water over thousands of years has been fantastically transformed by artistic pick axe sculptures and beautifully decorated with spray paint grafitti. Feel free to express yourself. (Spray cans in a variety of colours including day-glo are sold in our giftshop) Pick your own soda straws to impress family and friends back home.
You will be overcome by wonder. Awe at the beauty of the rainbow coloured columns in this gallery shown here by natural light.
-- A BRIEF HISTORY --
The unique Jurassic Wunder Cave (pro. Vonn-duhr) was discovered and surveyed years ago by the famous speleologist I.M. Wunder-ful (?) who followed a dog into a hole. They have since been totally commercialized and exploited for the benefit of all.
FOR YOUR CONVIENIENCE
SHOW CAVE AND GIFT SHOP
(except Christmas Day, Boxing Day, Easter, Halloween, Thanksgiving (Canadian and American), Labour Day, St. Patricks Day Groundhog Day, April Fool's Day, Pancake Tuesday, Friday the 13th, Chinese New Year, Midsummers Night Eve, The Ides of March, Thursdays, Sundays and every second Wednesday, etc, etc, etc.)